Mitt Romney’s Hair Survives Aerial Attack
Author: Dylan Ris | Category: Election 2008, Election 2012, Republicans
For those of you looking for a heartwarming story from the dreary, rainy Vancouver Olympics, here’s a pretty good one: An irate airline passenger nearly landed a punch on Mitt Romney, just below the venture capitalist’s stylishly gray temples…
An airline passenger “took a swing” at former Republican presidential candidate and Massachusetts Gov. Mitt Romney aboard an AirCanada flight from Vancouver to Los Angeles on Monday, after Romney asked the passenger to return his seat back to the upright position while awaiting take off.
Now before you rush to sell off your shares in Bain Capital, keep in mind that Romney and his billion dollar mane eluded the passenger’s fists. Although there are probably a lot of people that wish they hadn’t. Among them…
| Name |
Why They Want Romney Punched |
|---|---|
| Blue-collar American workers | Many were laid off by Romney so he could maximize profits for his beloved Bain. |
| The people of Massachusetts |
Sick of their former governor ripping their state to anyone who will listen… and moving to California to boot. |
| Gay couples | Resentful of Romney’s declaration that allowing them to marry would lead to the demise of America as a world power. |
| House Minority Leader John Boehner (R-OH) | In true Winter Olympic spirit, it’s conceivable that the owner of the Republican Party’s second-best hair ordered a hit on his top competition. |
Tags: John Boehner, Mitt Romney
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February 17th, 2010 at 2:29 pm
The guy should have strapped on brass knuckles if he wanted to penetrate Mitt’s helmet hair.