Senile, Demented Jim Bunning Questions Sonia Sotomayor’s Competence
Author: Dylan Ris | Category: Republicans, Senate, Supreme Court
With both parties in the U.S. Senate swept up in confirmation fever, it’s time someone offered a different perspective on Supreme Court nominee Sonia Sotomayor. Nearly every senator has praised the New York judge, from John Kerry to John Cornyn. Isn’t anyone going to break up the love-fest and declare that Sotomayor is unqualified and unworthy of the bench?
Just in the nick of time, enter a senile, disoriented old man…
Sen. Jim Bunning, R-Ky., said Thursday he would vote against Judge Sonia Sotomayor’s nomination to the Supreme Court, becoming at least the fourth Republican to publicly declare his opposition to President Barack Obama’s first nominee to the high court.
“On viewing the record of Judge Sonia Sotomayor, I do not find her to be a suitable candidate for Justice of the Supreme Court of the United States, and will vote against her whenever the Senate considers her nomination,” Bunning said on the Senate floor.
Bunning’s argument is simple: Sure, Sotomayor has sat on two federal courts, while also serving as a professor, a prosecutor and a litigator, but where’s the experience that matters?
- Has Sotomayor ever thrown a perfect game?
- Has she ever tried to sue the Republican Party?
- Has she ever accused a political opponent of looking like one of Saddam Hussein’s sons?
- Has she ever had little green doctors pounding on her back?
Well why the heck not??
But before we permanently write off a potential Sotomayor/Bunning alliance, we should consider one more contingency: Perhaps Bunning is unwilling to vote for Sotomayor this time around but is open to her as President Obama’s next high court appointment.
See, as anyone who listens to Bunning’s periodic rantings is well aware, the senator has already proclaimed Ruth Bader Ginsburg’s imminent death, which means it’s only a matter of months before we start this nomination dance all over again.
Maybe by that time, Sotomayor will have thrown a perfect game.
Tags: Barack Obama, Jim Bunning, Sonia Sotomayor






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July 17th, 2009 at 12:15 pm
I thank the comedy gods every night for Jim Bunning. May he live to be 200.
July 17th, 2009 at 12:38 pm
Bunning would be wise not to speak of people’s imminent death. Has he looked in a mirror lately?
March 3rd, 2010 at 10:40 am
I think Bunning is going to die before Ginsburg. He looks terrible.